A Few Short Puns

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? - A flat minor.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire - Frostbite.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? - Polaroids.
Why is a pig’s tail like getting up at three op’clock in the morning? - It’s twirly.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? - He wanted to transcend dental medication.
If you are American when you go into a toilet and you American when you come out of the toilet, what are you while you are in the toilet? - European, of course.
What do yu call an unemployed jester? - Nobody’s fool.
Two peanuts were walking down a sidewalk. One was assaulted…..
What’s a Hindu? - Lays eggs.
What is a bigamist? - An Italian fog.


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